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  Official Don’t Call Me A Soy Boy, I Am A Soy Man 2022 shirt If you owe that much wealth to a city, then that means that city has put out that much wealth, one way or another, on your behalf. The  Official Don’t Call Me A Soy Boy, I Am A Soy Man 2022 shirt  worst they can do is send people to try to motivate you, but, so what? If you default, the city’s economy collapses, if it hasn’t already. It will likely have problems paying its guards or soldiers or courtiers or any other number of things. So, how do you resolve this? Instead of investing your money into paying back the debt, you invest your money into the city’s infrastructure. You buy the constabulary, the services, everything out from under them. You ensure the machinery go on, and then… (Official Don’t Call Me A Soy Boy, I Am A Soy Man 2022 shirt) Buy it now:    .Official Don’t Call Me A Soy Boy, I Am A Soy Man 2022 shirt Official Don’t Call Me A Soy Boy, I Am A Soy Man 2022 shirt Official Don’t Call ...

You Fuckn Asshole Shirt

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  You Fuckn Asshole Shirt The  You Fuckn Asshole Shirt  is that in recent years, the term “Murder Hobo” has come to mean something else. It’s come to mean something nasty, evil and distasteful. It means someone who is murdering everyone in the campaign for no reason other than being “evil”or something. And the thing is, when is the last time you as a DM ever saw a party of adventurers do that? Probably never. “Murderhoboes” defined in this manner do not exist. They are a boogeyman or a mythical creature told to frighten young DMs so they go to sleep on time after brushing their teeth and eating their vegetables. You might have seen some rowdy players who got even with some bad dudes you put in the campaign, or who killed some people because they had nice magic items (and why not? That’s what adventurers do!), but I’m extremely doubtful you ever came across a bunch of players who were so degenerate that they killed everything in sight. (You Fuckn Asshole Shirt) Buy it now:...

Official Liberia Vs Everybody Shirt

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  Official Liberia Vs Everybody Shirt So Unthir can’t immediately attack—doing so risks the ire of another Lich; instead, she and Spinel talk for a  Official Liberia Vs Everybody Shirt . Notably, Spinel doesn’t really treat Unthir any differently than if she was talking to an alive Elven Wizard. She’s just herself: Friendly, openhearted, vulnerable. And something about that strikes a chord in Unthir. I forgot exactly what happened, but Spinny hugged her, and Unthir just started crying—obviously not actual crying because she’s a Lich and her tear ducts decayed centuries back, but the emotions are still the same. So Spinel just kept hugging her until Unthir felt good enough to let go. (Official Liberia Vs Everybody Shirt) Buy it now:    .Official Liberia Vs Everybody Shirt Official Liberia Vs Everybody Shirt Official Liberia Vs Everybody Shirt Official Yare Yare In The Streets Ora Ora In The Sheets Shirt Las Vegas Raiders Football 2022 NFL Draft Shirt Funny I Paused M...

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  K J Wright Seattle Seahawks super Bowl Champions Pro Bowl 2016 thank You for the memories signature shirt The earliest incarnation of D&D was an addition to the  K J Wright Seattle Seahawks super Bowl Champions Pro Bowl 2016 thank You for the memories signature shirt  miniature war-game Chainmail. As such, it inherits some terminology from miniature wargames, and through them, from real military terminology. In warfare, “initiative” is the somewhat nebulous but vital sense of who is in a position to act or take control before their opponent can. Wargames have long simulated that concept through the turn order, and some introduced the concept of rolling for initiative (modified by circumstances or army statistics) to determine which player acts first. D&D inherited a version of these systems, which in turn was adapted by later RPGs. (K J Wright Seattle Seahawks super Bowl Champions Pro Bowl 2016 thank You for the memories signature shirt) Buy it now:  ...

Official Yare Yare In The Streets Ora Ora In The Sheets Shirt

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  Official Yare Yare In The Streets Ora Ora In The Sheets Shirt So Unthir can’t immediately attack—doing so risks the ire of another Lich; instead, she and Spinel talk for a  Official Yare Yare In The Streets Ora Ora In The Sheets Shirt . Notably, Spinel doesn’t really treat Unthir any differently than if she was talking to an alive Elven Wizard. She’s just herself: Friendly, openhearted, vulnerable. And something about that strikes a chord in Unthir. I forgot exactly what happened, but Spinny hugged her, and Unthir just started crying—obviously not actual crying because she’s a Lich and her tear ducts decayed centuries back, but the emotions are still the same. So Spinel just kept hugging her until Unthir felt good enough to let go. (Official Yare Yare In The Streets Ora Ora In The Sheets Shirt) Buy it now:    .Official Yare Yare In The Streets Ora Ora In The Sheets Shirt Official Yare Yare In The Streets Ora Ora In The Sheets Shirt Official Yare Yare In The Street...

Orlando Magic Youth Mascot Show shirt

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  Orlando Magic Youth Mascot Show shirt Not really. Most pop culture references to D&D are at least partly stuck in the 80’s or even earlier, when the version of choice was probably AD&D 1st edition. Which was a  Orlando Magic Youth Mascot Show shirt , confusing, badly edited conglomeration of barely related arbitrary rules. It was also something you could teach any reasonably intelligent high school kid enough to play in much less than an hour. The thing is, the player really doesn’t have to know all those rules. He just needs to know enough to have a fair idea what his character can or can’t do, once he decides on an action, the GM tells him what to roll and what to add (or subtract) and whether it works or not. It’s much, much harder to learn as the DM, but it can be done. (Orlando Magic Youth Mascot Show shirt) Buy it now:    .Orlando Magic Youth Mascot Show shirt Orlando Magic Youth Mascot Show shirt Orlando Magic Youth Mascot Show shirt Rick And Morty ...

Official Y’all shirt

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  Official Y’all shirt Talked down her rival to the point where his patron, Zariel, ended their pact and left him. According to DM, he intended to have Errakyon be an antagonist for much longer, but allegedly I roleplayed out a damned good argument. Pretended to be a  Official Y’all shirt  of Umberlee to distract a bunch of dock workers while Captain Fahren could sneak into a warehouse and liberate a group of people. She basically swayed her hips, said “Umberlee sent me with a challenge: Whoever can beat me, can have me!” And then proceeded to throw most of said workers in the water when they attacked her. Umberlee made it quite clear that if Spinel ever invoked her again without actually being a worshiper, she’d capsize every vessel she stepped upon. (Official Y’all shirt) Buy it now:    .Official Y’all shirt Official Y’all shirt Official Y’all shirt Iridescence Willow Smith shirt K J Wright Seattle Seahawks super Bowl Champions Pro Bowl 2016 thank You for the...

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  Powered By Pancakes First Watch the Daytime cafe Shirt Apparently, Spinel reminded her of  Powered By Pancakes First Watch the Daytime cafe Shirt  when she was alive, and it played on emotions she hadn’t considered for decades, if not a couple of centuries. As thanks, she gave Spinny her Mask of Many Faces and remarked that “It will be nice to affect the world again.” She escorted Spinel to a platform, and told her to stay safe going back up to the city. Later, when Spinel and Fahren sailed off from AlaghĂ´n, DM had me roll a perception check: Spinny then saw a stunning Elven woman standing on the docks, waving at The Saint Marie… Who had a blanket tied around her shoulders. The two of them have been friends and pen pals since then—Spinny even got Unthir to attend one of Tarael’s parties! She doesn’t realize that Unthir only went to the party to see Spinel, but the two of them got to dance, so that’s all Spinny cares about. DM has gotten pretty wise to Spinny’s antics by...

Nuclear Energy Is The Future Shirt

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  Nuclear Energy Is The Future Shirt This character was a hit with the other players primarily because I played it like some kind of  Nuclear Energy Is The Future Shirt  wood golem version of Abathur from Starcraft 2. It was focused purely on improvement; acquisition of new magics, acquisition of new schematics for articulation of joints or wood treatment processes to increase hardness of its blade hands, acquisition of political capital with those who had the resources and connections to provide further insight into how to self-improve, etc etc etc. This is why it was a rogue, after all. Assassination-for-hire can be lucrative and connect you with all of the right people. It was entirely indifferent to the plight of every living thing except: 1) Druids, as it maintained a deep and abiding affection for the druid that it had spent its first two centuries standing guardian over, 2) other Awakened creatures/plants, as it knew the pain and confusion that comes from being Reb...

San Francisco 49ers Football NFL Training Camp 2022 Shirt

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  San Francisco 49ers Football NFL Training Camp 2022 Shirt However, you can take your action (not any bonus action), and hold it, using the ready action. This means you define a  San Francisco 49ers Football NFL Training Camp 2022 Shirt  you are waiting for (like a creature coming through a door, or if a creature under guard tries to move), and then your use your action that you defined (striking, shooting, casting a spell, or even dashing away). If the condition occurs, then you use your reaction to perform that action (meaning you do not have your reaction for something else, like a reaction spell or an opportunity attack (although you can select to do this and abandon the ready action if something occurs before the condition). If the condition occurs, you can also ignore that instance of it and wait for another instance of it. (San Francisco 49ers Football NFL Training Camp 2022 Shirt) Buy it now:    .San Francisco 49ers Football NFL Training Camp 2022 Shir...

Jose Mourinho Riding Vespa As Roma The Special One Signatures Shirt

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  Jose Mourinho Riding Vespa As Roma The Special One Signatures Shirt Unrelated, but Spinel owes Umberlee a  Jose Mourinho Riding Vespa As Roma The Special One Signatures Shirt  now for assisting in a trial. Apparently Umberlee is going to send one of her real priests onto Spinel’s ship, when Spinel graduates and assembles her own crew. I got to make said priest—he’s a proper Yandere. Spinel has no idea what she just signed up for. Immediately volunteered to participate in the Blood War when she learned Errakyon would have to serve in order to pay for some mass resurrections. (Long story that marks the start of Erra’s redemption. It’s awesome!) Instead of him going to Avernus for one day a week for ten years, now both of them go to Avernus for one day a week for five years. (Jose Mourinho Riding Vespa As Roma The Special One Signatures Shirt) Buy it now:    .Jose Mourinho Riding Vespa As Roma The Special One Signatures Shirt Jose Mourinho Riding Vespa As Roma T...

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  Miraculous Ladybug All Heroes Show Your True Powers shirt You’re hurt, but you’ve still got a lot of  Miraculous Ladybug All Heroes Show Your True Powers shirt  in you. You are, after all, protecting your home from these invaders. You take aim with your crossbow again, and nail the human in the shoulder. It’s a great shot; he’ll be unable to lift his arm now, much less draw his bow. You dodge the dwarf again, and you still can’t locate the halfling, but then the stupid, annoying elf starts chanting in some obnoxious elf language, and suddenly your well-aimed crossbow bolt magically removes itself from the human’s shoulder, and the wound closes! See, this is why you’ve always hated elves. You know when you’re outmatched, so you turn and run for your secret exit, but as you round the corner, the halfling is suddenly there, and surprises you with a dagger in the ribs. The last thing you see is her little halfling face hanging above you, smiling under a dark gray hood as yo...

Starling Marte New York Baseball Marte Party Shirt

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  Starling Marte New York Baseball Marte Party Shirt If you owe that much wealth to a city, then that means that city has put out that much wealth, one way or another, on your behalf. The  Starling Marte New York Baseball Marte Party Shirt  worst they can do is send people to try to motivate you, but, so what? If you default, the city’s economy collapses, if it hasn’t already. It will likely have problems paying its guards or soldiers or courtiers or any other number of things. So, how do you resolve this? Instead of investing your money into paying back the debt, you invest your money into the city’s infrastructure. You buy the constabulary, the services, everything out from under them. You ensure the machinery go on, and then… (Starling Marte New York Baseball Marte Party Shirt) Buy it now:    .Starling Marte New York Baseball Marte Party Shirt Starling Marte New York Baseball Marte Party Shirt Starling Marte New York Baseball Marte Party Shirt You Fuckn Assh...

The Church of Baseball Ron Shelton shirt

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  The Church of Baseball Ron Shelton shirt The group was ran by a outside contractor of psychologists. At first they did a good job but then the  The Church of Baseball Ron Shelton shirt  that ran the group decided she wanted to go back to school to further her education and the next person was horrible. There were two groups: my group, which included people from all walks of life and all types of offenses and there was also a sex offender specific group that some of the guys in my group also had to attend weekly. After a year I got bumped down to monthly in my group and was trying to get discharged from it completely but the company running it was dragging their feet. Even my PO was on board with letting me get out of it. Well they finally change vendors and I meet with the new guy once and he discharges me and says I just have to come for individual sessions once a month. By this point I have 7 months left on probation. (The Church of Baseball Ron Shelton shirt) Buy it ...

Notre Dame Fighting Irish 2022 Shamrock Series Shirt

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  Notre Dame Fighting Irish 2022 Shamrock Series Shirt If you owe that much wealth to a city, then that means that city has put out that much wealth, one way or another, on your behalf. The  Notre Dame Fighting Irish 2022 Shamrock Series Shirt  worst they can do is send people to try to motivate you, but, so what? If you default, the city’s economy collapses, if it hasn’t already. It will likely have problems paying its guards or soldiers or courtiers or any other number of things. So, how do you resolve this? Instead of investing your money into paying back the debt, you invest your money into the city’s infrastructure. You buy the constabulary, the services, everything out from under them. You ensure the machinery go on, and then… (Notre Dame Fighting Irish 2022 Shamrock Series Shirt) Buy it now:    .Notre Dame Fighting Irish 2022 Shamrock Series Shirt Notre Dame Fighting Irish 2022 Shamrock Series Shirt Notre Dame Fighting Irish 2022 Shamrock Series Shirt Th...

Izzy z the Hizzy shirt

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  Izzy z the Hizzy shirt Spinel is marked by her friend and royal advisor, Tarael, who previously served King Frostmantle. He marked both her soul, and her arcane focus necklace back when they were working together to clear devils from Castle Perilous… nine levels ago. Up until last weekend’s game, Spinel thought the  Izzy z the Hizzy shirt  scratches on the backside of her focus’s gemstone were cumulative damage from battles. Oh, her horror when she realized it was a deliberate carving. Of course it is: Tarael’s a hobbyist jeweler. But anyway, this mark is enough to keep Unthir from using Paralyzing Touch on Spinel. Turns out that Tarael and Unthir have history—a fact that she decidedly does not tell Spinel. (TL;DR: the two of them serve the same patron—Vecna. Both of them were part of the same adventuring party, and both of them dated before Unthir became a Lich and Tarael found out the hard way that he is a strict biophile. She’s also part of his “Undead Social Network...

Official Nike Active Shooter shirt

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  Official Nike Active Shooter shirt One thing I’d like to mention is the  Official Nike Active Shooter shirt  my friends and I refer to as “kiddie” D&D. You get an almost perfect example of it in Stranger Things. Kids (which for this situation basically means middle school or early teens) have very little clue what the heck the actual rules are. They make ridiculous stuff up, write hideously unbalanced house rules, hand out crazy magic items like tossing candy off a parade float and generally break the game ninety different ways each time they play. And they have a blast doing it. Which brings me to the very first, most fundamental rule of D&D, “If everyone’s having fun, you’re doing it right. (Official Nike Active Shooter shirt) Buy it now:    .Official Nike Active Shooter shirt Official Nike Active Shooter shirt Official Nike Active Shooter shirt Pick Your Poison Deadly night shade vintage shirt San Francisco 49ers Football NFL Training Camp 2022 Shi...

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